Tuesday, March 25, 2008


No explanation needed. If you have not seen this movie, go do so, now.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Thanks Friends!

Even though the above image is completely sarcastic, I just want to sincerely thank all my friends for everything they do for me. You know who you are.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Running Man

So there's this band from Harrogate, England that makes dance/electronica music called Utah Saints. I just watched this video two times in a row... I don't know what that says about me...

If anything, I think this sheds some light on why MC Hammer blew up, and them pretty much disappeared...

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Awareness Test

This is awesome. Totally legit. Make sure you go back and watch it a second time...

I wonder if that happens a lot....

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

I Believe

I do. I believe.

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Calling In Sick

So, calling in sick when you just want a day off is a pretty old trick, but it still seems to work, if you're not an idiot.
Pretty much people make the same mistakes that get them caught when they call in sick.

-Don't make a fake sick voice - I mean really, c'mon. We know you're faking, no one really sounds like that.

-Call at the right time - Calling the night before is a bad idea, you're going to wait until you're sure you are still sick the next day. Calling right before you're supposed to arrive is a bad idea too. You know well in advance that you don't feel well. Calling right before is like saying, "Hey, I don't want to work today, and I just decided that, so I'm, uh, sick...."

-If you're really looking to sell the thing, try faking some symptoms the day before - Don't be overt, but if you can get the idea into the bosses head that you're coming down with something, he/she will connect the dots the next day when you make the call.

-Don't have any evidence of any activities other than bed resting and movie watching - going to the pool or beach is a bad idea when you call in sick. When you show up to work the next looking like that kid in the picture above, your cover is blown.

Friday, March 7, 2008

Tips For A Sucessful Power Nap

I thought I'd take a second to impart some of my wisdom that I have gained over the years of power napping.

The power nap is a very useful tool, but used improperly can lead to serious consequences, such as insomnia, tardiness, and a generally dishevelled look.

Here are some tricks to keep the power nap just that, and not falling asleep at 3pm and waking after dark.

-Sleep on the floor. The floor isn't very comfortable, and you typically can't sleep more than 20-40 minutes there. That's a perfect power nap.

-Sleep with your shoes on. This is particularly useful for that 8pm power nap, where without caution you wake up at 1am and you're totally screwed. Leave the light on, leave your shoes on and put a blanket over your head, and you'll wake up in under an hour. Works every time.

I hope you find these tips useful. Sleep Sluts will find this particularly useful.

Now go enjoy that nap!