I may or may not have swine flu.
I'll spare you the vomitous details, but I got pretty sick last night. I finally was able to fall asleep around 4am, and when I woke up I actually felt pretty great, but by the time church rolled around I was feeling pretty poopy again, so I broke out after sacrament so as not to infect the entire ward.
Too bad I don't have a wife. I would have her rub my belly and make me soup. Where are you wife?
