I recently found out that I passed my background investigation for the United States Border Patrol. I'm supposed to be getting an EOD (entrance on duty) date within the next 30-60 days. Here's a taste of what I'll be doing for a job.
Shaking hands with various ex-presidents of the US (while on horseback, of course)
Shooting large and expensive weapons. (And free unlimited ammo)
Driving boats and stuff.
Get a 4x4 truck, dunebuggy, or quad and unlimited gas to go drive around.
Snake wrangling (not the most dangerous creature)
I get paid to do this crap. Are you kidding me?
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congrats danny boy! You are WELCOME. haha. :) I'm glad you got it! Also- I am a bit angry at you because you did not keep your promise. I still have not seen you....
giddy up! where's the glock 17??? :)
I'm totally coming to a border near you soon.
PS it was the moms...she gave the interviewer a little extra to get you the job.
xoxoxo
Interesting. A friend sent me a few links were my photo has appeared. Oddly enough, it appears that you are going into the BP as well. Enjoy...been allot of fun for me, the snake wrangling too :)
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